It's Joke Time.....
$100 BILL TATTOO
A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."
HYPOCRITICAL LIBERAL LOS ANGELES
I love Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. Like you can be driving down Hollywood Boulevard, see a guy in lipstick and high-heels wearing a fur coat, masturbating into a mailbox. People giving him a hard time as they drive by: 'Hey! Is that real fur?' 'Course not, that's sick!'
AFTER ALL THAT
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped -- suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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